new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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