You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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