doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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