well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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