just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
being pregnant is like rehab
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
my poor anus
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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