what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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