i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
