she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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