Three words: puerto rican gang bang
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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