that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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