I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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