um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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