Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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