so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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