so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Life is so much better after having sex.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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