Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
even my farts smell like vagina
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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