I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need moral support for this bender
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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