Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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