she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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