your room smells of hookers.
And success
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I FOUND THE LEGS
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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