Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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