You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Never joke about your clitoris.
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