4 words: hood of his car
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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