I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Let's paint friendship bongs
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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