he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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