He asked me if I "almost moaned"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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