did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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