The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
