Me. At least after what I've been through.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So much rum. So many feels.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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