All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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