As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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