Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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