Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
