babies were throwing up all over the place
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
