belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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