I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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