So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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