She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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