Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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