You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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