Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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