he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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