found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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