He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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