You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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