I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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