I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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