You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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