at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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