No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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