i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
