what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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