Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How does one acquire holy water?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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