it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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