Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
did you just send me my own nude
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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